neta re santa...

aik baar aik neta ne santa ke bachche ko pair se girne se bacha liya... santa ne use mersedese gift ki...

aik din santa ka accident ho gaya aur neta ne se khoon diya...is baar us ne neta ko til waale laddo diye.....


neta gusse se" is baar mersedese kyun nahi di"

santa "ab meri ragon mein bhi neta ka khoon daur raha hai..."

hum math kyun nahi bolte.....

santa" yaar hum hindi bolte hain"

            "english bolte hai"
             "par math kyun nahi bolte"

banta

        "zyada 3-5 mat kar aur 9-2-11 ho ja varna 4-5 dhar doonga..
          36 ke 6 reh jaayenge.. "

samjhe!!

chemical equation.....

professor" chemical symbol of barium "

banta"BA"

professor" chemical symbol of sodium "

banta "NA"

professor"what will we get if we combine 1 atom of barium and 2 atom of sodium??"

banta" BANANA" 

santa to bhagwaan

santa" bhagwaan, if you give me 100 rupees , i will donate 50 rupees in temple.."

(after walking some distance he got 50 rupees note)

santa" shame on you bhagwaan, you don't trust me a little,
               you have already taken you share"

mazzaak......

santa apne bete se......

santa" beta is baar tumhe 90% marks lane hain"

beta"na is baar mein to 100% laaon ga "

santa"beta kyun mazaak kar rahe ho "

beta "shuru kis ne kiya tha"

santa the chicken..

santa singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought hundred chickens to begin with...

a month later santa sing returned to dealer for another hundred chicken because all of them had died...

a month later he was back at the dealer for another hundred for the second lat had also died....


santa"but i think i know where i'm going wrong"

" i think i'm planting them to deep"

Rajni kanth vs santa....

Santa: what is the half of 8??

Rajni: four...

Santa: depend karta hai.....


agr horizontally karo to 0 aur agar vertically karo to 3...



for the first time in history Rajnikanth loose.. 

Experiment with narendra modi.....

you will be shocked to know that an experiment of making male to female was tested on modi........and it got a success...........now we are going to have second lady prime minister..................this is the latest photo of her.........................Mrs. moti.......

AK funny...

Chaar bach gaye hain lekin party  abhi baaki hai.....
Chaar bach gaye hain lekin party  abhi baaki hai.....
Chaar bach gaye hain lekin party  abhi baaki hai.....
Chaar bach gaye hain lekin party  abhi baaki hai.....
Chaar bach gaye hain lekin party  abhi baaki hai.....

apple...fixed...

this photo shows superiority of android over apple......

funny... funny.....funny... funny.....funny... funny.....funny... funny.....funny... funny.....funny... funny.....funny... funny.....funny... funny.....funny... funny.....funny... funny.....funny... funny.....funny... funny.....funny... funny.....funny... funny.....funny... funny.....funny... funny.....funny... funny.....funny... funny.....funny... funny.....funny... funny.....funny... funny.....funny... funny..... 

Bride wanted...

Rahul gandhi has been looking for a bride...... help him to continue the dynasty........interested..... call rahul gandhi's number....98154879545 



Boi....
name.......rahul gandhi
caste.......... brahmin
religion.......islam
faith.........roman calothics
birth place.........india
nationality.....italian.

Narendra aur india ka moti.....narendra modi..

how great this is........ this is the photo taken by india funny co- operations on 5th may when modi was dring moti's urine......

mosquito....

there, a girl was drink tea but suddenly a mosquito got into her mouth....
but still the girl was unaware of this...

after a while.... the mosquito's father came and said something in her ears but the girl got unconscious....

can you expect what did he say......

he said"there is my baby in your stomach."

paas

likhna parhna chhor de bande naikiyon par rakh aas..
chaadar utha aur aaram se so ja bhagwan karega paas..

khaas...

palko pe apni bithaya hai tumhe....
bari duaon ke baad paya hai tumhe
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aasani se nahi mile ho tum..
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national zoolagical park se churaya hai tumhe...

ARZ kiya hai..

jab aapko koi lagne lage khaas...

aur baaki sab lage aapko bakwaas..

maang lena uska saath dhayaan rahe us ki maan na ban jaye kisi aur ki saas

jo roka karte the hamen sharab peene se..

jinhe koyal samjha weh kowwa nikla...
jinhe koyal samjha weh kowwa nikla...
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dosti ke naam par hawwa nikla...
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jo roka karte the hamen sharab peene se
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un ki jaib mein pawwa nikla....

our dua...

yeh khuwahish hai meri ki tum zindagi mein bahaut aage badho.....

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Itne aage badho ke jis se bhi milo yo keh de.....


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chhutte nahi hai baba chalo aage badho....

zindagi.....ishq..

aap hamare dil mein kuchch is tarah sama gaye ho...
aap hamari zindagi mein kuchch is tarah aa gaye ho....

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jis tarah hare bhare khait mein kuchch saand ghus gaye hon......

qabristan mein function tha....

sher arz kiya hai ,
hamein apno ne loota gairon mein kahan dam tha ,
hamein apno ne loota gairon mein kahan dam tha ,
hamari haddi vahan tooti jahan hospital band tha,

hamein rikshe pe le jaya gaya ,kyu ke ambulance mein petrol kam tha,
hamein doctron ne uthaya , nurson mein kahan dam tha,
hamein us bistar par lita, jis ke neeche bum tha,
hamein bomb se urhaya, goli mein kahan dam tha,
hamein chorahe par dafnaya, kyuke qabristaan mein function tha......

The excuse....

Monday Night:
Wife: Aaj tum daaru peeke aaye ho! Kyun?
Husband: Arre aaj office main foreign clients ke saath meeting thi to peeni padi.

Tuesday Night:
Wife: Aaj tum fir daaru pee ke aaye ho ! Kyun?
Husband: Arre aaj mere ek friend ki engagement thi toh usne party di isliye.

Wednesday Night:
Wife: Aaj bhi tum peeke aaye ho...
Husband: Aaj ek friend ka breakup ho gaya... wo bahut udaas tha toh uska mood fresh karne ke liye...

Thursday Night:
Wife: Aaj fir se... Ab kiska breakup ho gaya?
Husband: Breakup nahi.... Aaj Office mai work load tha... bahut tension thi.... isliye.

Friday Night:
Wife: Aaj kyun?
Husband: Jis friend ki engagement thi na Tuesday ko, Aaj uski shaadi thi... toh khushi ke mauke pe toh peeni banti hai.

Saturday Night:
Wife: hmmm... Ab?
Husband: Aaj purane school friends mil gaye the toh wo disco le gaye aur zabardasti pila di... maine bahut mana bhi kiya par maane nahi...

Sunday Night:
Wife (gusse se): Ab Aaj kya ho gaya?
Husband: AADMI EK DIN BHI APNI MARZI SE NAHI PI SAKTA HAI KYA ???