i met yesterday a leader of his dukaan i.e Arvind kachriwaala
How to make an atom bomb
I, sadiq javed had been working in DRDO ( Defence, research and development organization ) of India since 1988, and served my country for four decades...... I was also involved in giving a great power to India i.e Atom Bomb or nuclear bomb......... But, last month these happy eras came to an end and I was suspended by the goverment of India and DRDO and I got jobless.. Being a workless person and to fill my stomach, I gave many appointment to many Defence institution but returned disappointed. Now, when every stored thing has finished and I'm not even having to eat and in the revenge to this cruel world, I'm revealing the world's most secret thing i.e How To Make An Atom Bomb...........despite of knowing that I would be hanged ................ . . . . . . . . . . . Project cost: 5 lakh Dollars Time to be taken: 3 months Things required: 1........ Atoms. 2........ 75 Square feet Room. 3........ Metals including Iron in high quantity. 4........ A big spoon for stirring. 5........ A whole body cover for the protection from the gas that will release in the fission. 6........ A big test tube of height 1 meter and 75 cm wide Procedure :---- First collect atoms of Iron, boxigasment, shronigate (These are the two new Metals that had been kept secret by the Atomic scientist) and sodium... then pour all these atoms into the test tube ( The power of the atom bomb depends on the metals boxigasment and shronigate). then pour three mug of lime water...... then stir the solution unless it get curd type solution... now left the solution for one month, and close the door so that reaction could take place. When you will enter the atomic room after one month, you should wear that body cover as required for protection............... Scene of the solution would have became solid and you will have to cover that by zinc and thin Iron sheets and add one jug of urine that should just be of elephant, ( you can too add potties of cat to empower the Atom bomb ) and left this to react with Iron and urine for again one month....... After two months of generation of your new Atom Bomb, when you will enter the Nuclear Room you will smell some odor looking like the death of Rat.... but don't get worried it is coming from your Baby Atom Bomb and it is in progress... Now, you will need some bone and teeth of tiger ( This was also the secret that the bones driven from Tigers is brought by nations to make their Atom bomb ). After the addition you will have to get blood of human (6 liters)..... At last, and after all the additions...... your project is at the last stage....the last step is that to recite the following lines at the front of your baby Atom bomb ----- om bhavishye mayenama, om balikantha om om Atom bomba om nucleara om om balikantha, om bhavishye mayenama om om nucleara om Atom bomba om After recitation, your bomb has got ready now pack in Iron box and enjoy your Atom Bomb!!... and don't forget to thank Sadiq Javed..
Derived from sadiqjaved.blogspot.com
Derived from sadiqjaved.blogspot.com
Bachcha nationalist party
Two years ago when no-one was hearing the voice of common man, a new Party came to be known as Aam Aadmi Party was introduced. Nowadays, the same condition is with children and teen-ager. Nowadays, no-one talks about children, everyone is busy in their buddhi politics but they have forgot the contributions of children in framing this great India... They have forgot that the father of the nation i.e Mahatma Gandhi, once too used to be a child....... Nowadays, no political organization accept children while, no scam case has been proved on us and even no crime................... as done by others....... they say that we do not accept children because they do not have mind then, Who tops the school ?................................... Those budhhas? ......... They have forgot that 50% of Indian population is children....... When we got disappointed by this buddhi politics................. we made our own party i.e Bachcha Nationalist Party (BNP). Representing the sign of hairs of gandhi ji in the general election........ Once we get the thrown of Delhi, firstly we will close down all the schools in India that has been a great problem for children.. Our party pledges to pass Bachchapaal ( A law in which parents will have to follow their children ) in the parliament within three days. Once we get the throne of delhi we will add Right to Play in the fundamental right of the citizens............Once we came in the center we will reduce the age limit of facebook to 6 years as many of our bachchaas could not be able to use it....... So, I, Sadiq Javed, the leader of bachcha nationalist party and one of the strongest candidate for prime minister request all our bachcha fellows to vote for yourself....
Bharatbachcha ki ---- Jai! -
Derived from sadiqjaved.blogspot.com
Bharatbachcha ki ---- Jai! -
Derived from sadiqjaved.blogspot.com
Obama got slapped by a little boy
Yes man! you are seeing what is not a drawing....... a very very historic event took place when the world's most powerful person got slaped by a little boy....identified by the name of Sadiq Javed,
But, this has not fully clarified that what was the reason behind addition of the history......but it is partially came to sound that he (Obama) had not followed the instruction given to him by sadiq javed
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