Indian teacher

Once, a teacher was teaching his students like this "children pronounce this naatoore means कुदरत (nature)". Suddenly the principal came and said what are you teaching this naatoore. Then the teacher reply sir please don't spoil my faatoore (future) by saying this in the front of these children. 

The machine

Once, a machine invented in America, it was invented for arresting the theifs. The machine was installed in every country.  213 thief arrested in the U.S., England, 12, 134 in Australia, Saudi Arabia 1, 123 in Russia and 236 in Canada, but in India the machine was self stolen..........