A Mad sees himself in a glass he says"oh!! he is the one who was having his hair cut in the saloon with me"
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American Fluffy Man
Once a fluffy man was going immediately he falls
down
meanwhile there lightened, fluffy man said "oh god
first you drawn me into the mud now you are
capturing my photo"
Joke On Americans
"Multilingual".
What do you call someone who speaks two languages?
"Bilingual".
What do you call someone who speaks one language?
"An American".
American Army In Syria
An American army major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks:
"What's your problem, Soldier?"
"Chronic syphilis, Sir"
"What treatment are you getting?"
"Five minutes with the wire brush each day."
"What's your ambition?"
"To get back to the front, Sir."
"Good man." says the Major.He goes to the next bed. "What's your problem, Soldier?"
"Chronic piles, Sir"
"What treatment are you getting?"
"Five minutes with the wire brush each day."
"What's your ambition?"
"To get back to the front, Sir."
"Good man." says the Major.He goes to the next bed. "What's your problem, Soldier?"
"Chronic gum disease, Sir"
"What treatment are you getting?"
"Five minutes with the wire brush each day."
"What's your ambition?"
"To get the wire brush before the other two, Sir"
Deadly Instructions
A programmer had been missing from work for over a week when finally someone noticed and called the cops.They went round to his flat and broke the door down. They found him dead in the still running shower with an empty bottle of shampoo next to his body.What had happened? Was foul play involved?The mystery was finally solved, when one of his fellow programmers read the instructions on the shampoo bottle:Wet hairApply shampooLatherRinseRepeat...
Indian In Spain
As he can't speak Spanish. Each time she wanted to buy chicken legs, she would lift her skirt & shows her thighs to enable the seller understand her.
This went on for sometime, one day she wanted to buy banana.
She took her husband to the shop... (don't laugh... you perverts...)
Because her husband can speak Spanish and could ask for banana in Spanish.
Repeat Performance
A young woman had given birth in the elevator of a New Delhi hospital, and was embarrassed about it.
One of the Doctors, in an effort to console her, said, "Don t feel bad. Why, only two years ago a lady delivered in the front yard of the hospital."
With that the new mother burst out crying.
"I know," she said. "That was me, too."
One of the Doctors, in an effort to console her, said, "Don t feel bad. Why, only two years ago a lady delivered in the front yard of the hospital."
With that the new mother burst out crying.
"I know," she said. "That was me, too."
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