Tumhari yaad mein jo peeli hum ne sharaab......... Poetry

tumhari yaad mein jo peeli hum ne sharaab,
tumhari yaad mein jo peeli hum ne sharaab,

dengue....

is desh ko dengue se zyada khtra finance minister se hai....

Netaaon ke liye aik sher...

Netaaon ke liye aik sher 
aish o ishrat zindagi nisf khaane mein guzar jaye 
yeh baja hai ki baqa paikhane mein guzar jaye


har pal, har ayyam, har subhe har shaam
apni daulat hai hi kahan, desh ki daulat lutane mein guzar jaye,

neta re santa...

aik baar aik neta ne santa ke bachche ko pair se girne se bacha liya... santa ne use mersedese gift ki...

aik din santa ka accident ho gaya aur neta ne se khoon diya...is baar us ne neta ko til waale laddo diye.....


neta gusse se" is baar mersedese kyun nahi di"

santa "ab meri ragon mein bhi neta ka khoon daur raha hai..."

Experiment with narendra modi.....

you will be shocked to know that an experiment of making male to female was tested on modi........and it got a success...........now we are going to have second lady prime minister..................this is the latest photo of her.........................Mrs. moti.......

AK funny...

Chaar bach gaye hain lekin party  abhi baaki hai.....
Chaar bach gaye hain lekin party  abhi baaki hai.....
Chaar bach gaye hain lekin party  abhi baaki hai.....
Chaar bach gaye hain lekin party  abhi baaki hai.....
Chaar bach gaye hain lekin party  abhi baaki hai.....

Bride wanted...

Rahul gandhi has been looking for a bride...... help him to continue the dynasty........interested..... call rahul gandhi's number....98154879545 



Boi....
name.......rahul gandhi
caste.......... brahmin
religion.......islam
faith.........roman calothics
birth place.........india
nationality.....italian.

Narendra aur india ka moti.....narendra modi..

how great this is........ this is the photo taken by india funny co- operations on 5th may when modi was dring moti's urine......

A story that is to be narrated...........

Yeh kahani 500 saal baad us zamane ki dadiyan apne bachcho ko sunaya karengi......................


Aik baar ki baat hai.....................kisi zamane mein aik moti naam ka kutta hua karta  tha...............usne har tarah ki haddiyan khain thi par sirf aik haddi ko usne kabhi nahi chakha tha.................us haddi ka naam pratan meti tha............. us kutte ko us haddi ko khane ka itna shok badha ke wo jise dekho kaat ta phirta tha.............. aur is tarah us kutte ne 2000 se jyada logo ko maar dala................par phir bhi use pratan meti nahi mili..........phir us kutte ne bhonkna shuru kar diya aur logo se kahne laga ke bas mujhe aik haddi dedo..............pratan meti.......... aur wo jhute jhute waade kiya karta ke main ab logo ko katna chhor dunga..............

Bohot saalon tak aise hi girgirata raha aur aik din logo ko   us par daya aa gayi aur unhonne us moti namak modi ko pradhan mantri ki haddi  de di...............

Arvind kachri waala

i met yesterday a leader of his dukaan i.e Arvind kachriwaala

Bachcha nationalist party

Two years ago when no-one was hearing the voice of common man, a new Party came to be known as Aam Aadmi Party was introduced. Nowadays, the same condition is with children and teen-ager. Nowadays, no-one talks about children, everyone is busy in their buddhi politics but they have forgot the contributions of children in framing this great India... They have forgot that the father of the nation i.e Mahatma Gandhi, once too used to be a child.......                                         Nowadays, no political organization accept children while, no scam case has been proved on us and even no crime................... as done by others....... they say that we do not accept children because they do not have mind then, Who tops the school ?................................... Those budhhas? ......... They have forgot that 50% of Indian population is children.......                                                                                                         When we got disappointed by this buddhi politics................. we made our own party i.e Bachcha Nationalist Party (BNP). Representing the sign of hairs of gandhi ji in the general election........                                                                   Once we get the thrown of Delhi, firstly we will close down all the schools in India that has been a great problem for children.. Our party pledges to pass Bachchapaal ( A law in which parents will have to follow their children ) in the parliament within three days. Once we get the throne of delhi we will add Right to Play in the fundamental right of the citizens............Once we came in the center we will reduce the age limit of facebook to 6 years as many of our bachchaas could not be able to use it....... So, I, Sadiq Javed, the leader of bachcha nationalist party and one of the strongest candidate for prime minister request all our bachcha fellows to vote for yourself....                                                                 
                              Bharatbachcha ki                                                                   ---- Jai! - 

Derived from sadiqjaved.blogspot.com

Obama got slapped by a little boy

Yes man! you are seeing what is not a drawing.......  a very very historic event took place when the world's most powerful person got slaped by a little boy....identified by the name of Sadiq  Javed,

                                                        But, this has not fully clarified that what was the reason behind addition of the history......but it is partially came to sound that he (Obama) had not followed the instruction given to him by sadiq javed

Modi Smoking

Breaking News!! Modi the candidate of BJP was caught red hand smoking at the roadside for girls
when asked about he said i'm not having any girlfriend that's why i was trying.....

Modi with Manmohan

I know that it is not looking real but still what is going in laughing then laugh ha ha !

Indian obama

This obama is not is the president of his panchayat in his village the name of the village is America

Maulana Narendra Modi

Maulana Narendra Modi this name came to be known as when MODI (Muderer of Dared Inidans)
acepted islam.

American Army In Syria

An American army major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks:

"What's your problem, Soldier?"
"Chronic syphilis, Sir"
"What treatment are you getting?"
"Five minutes with the wire brush each day."
"What's your ambition?"
"To get back to the front, Sir."
"Good man." says the Major.

He goes to the next bed. "What's your problem, Soldier?"
"Chronic piles, Sir"
"What treatment are you getting?"
"Five minutes with the wire brush each day."
"What's your ambition?"
"To get back to the front, Sir."
"Good man." says the Major.

He goes to the next bed. "What's your problem, Soldier?"
"Chronic gum disease, Sir"
"What treatment are you getting?"
"Five minutes with the wire brush each day."
"What's your ambition?"
"To get the wire brush before the other two, Sir"

The machine

Once, a machine invented in America, it was invented for arresting the theifs. The machine was installed in every country.  213 thief arrested in the U.S., England, 12, 134 in Australia, Saudi Arabia 1, 123 in Russia and 236 in Canada, but in India the machine was self stolen..........