tumhari yaad mein jo peeli hum ne sharaab,
tumhari yaad mein jo peeli hum ne sharaab,
tumhari yaad mein jo peeli hum ne sharaab,
Showing posts with label santabanta. Show all posts
Showing posts with label santabanta. Show all posts
neta re santa...
aik baar aik neta ne santa ke bachche ko pair se girne se bacha liya... santa ne use mersedese gift ki...
aik din santa ka accident ho gaya aur neta ne se khoon diya...is baar us ne neta ko til waale laddo diye.....
neta gusse se" is baar mersedese kyun nahi di"
santa "ab meri ragon mein bhi neta ka khoon daur raha hai..."
aik din santa ka accident ho gaya aur neta ne se khoon diya...is baar us ne neta ko til waale laddo diye.....
neta gusse se" is baar mersedese kyun nahi di"
santa "ab meri ragon mein bhi neta ka khoon daur raha hai..."
hum math kyun nahi bolte.....
santa" yaar hum hindi bolte hain"
"english bolte hai"
"par math kyun nahi bolte"
banta
"zyada 3-5 mat kar aur 9-2-11 ho ja varna 4-5 dhar doonga..
36 ke 6 reh jaayenge.. "
samjhe!!
"english bolte hai"
"par math kyun nahi bolte"
banta
"zyada 3-5 mat kar aur 9-2-11 ho ja varna 4-5 dhar doonga..
36 ke 6 reh jaayenge.. "
samjhe!!
chemical equation.....
professor" chemical symbol of barium "
banta"BA"
professor" chemical symbol of sodium "
banta "NA"
professor"what will we get if we combine 1 atom of barium and 2 atom of sodium??"
banta" BANANA"
banta"BA"
professor" chemical symbol of sodium "
banta "NA"
professor"what will we get if we combine 1 atom of barium and 2 atom of sodium??"
banta" BANANA"
santa to bhagwaan
santa" bhagwaan, if you give me 100 rupees , i will donate 50 rupees in temple.."
(after walking some distance he got 50 rupees note)
santa" shame on you bhagwaan, you don't trust me a little,
you have already taken you share"
(after walking some distance he got 50 rupees note)
santa" shame on you bhagwaan, you don't trust me a little,
you have already taken you share"
mazzaak......
santa apne bete se......
santa" beta is baar tumhe 90% marks lane hain"
beta"na is baar mein to 100% laaon ga "
santa"beta kyun mazaak kar rahe ho "
beta "shuru kis ne kiya tha"
santa" beta is baar tumhe 90% marks lane hain"
beta"na is baar mein to 100% laaon ga "
santa"beta kyun mazaak kar rahe ho "
beta "shuru kis ne kiya tha"
santa the chicken..
santa singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought hundred chickens to begin with...
a month later santa sing returned to dealer for another hundred chicken because all of them had died...
a month later he was back at the dealer for another hundred for the second lat had also died....
santa"but i think i know where i'm going wrong"
" i think i'm planting them to deep"
a month later santa sing returned to dealer for another hundred chicken because all of them had died...
a month later he was back at the dealer for another hundred for the second lat had also died....
santa"but i think i know where i'm going wrong"
" i think i'm planting them to deep"
Rajni kanth vs santa....
Santa: what is the half of 8??
Rajni: four...
Santa: depend karta hai.....
agr horizontally karo to 0 aur agar vertically karo to 3...
for the first time in history Rajnikanth loose..
Rajni: four...
Santa: depend karta hai.....
agr horizontally karo to 0 aur agar vertically karo to 3...
for the first time in history Rajnikanth loose..
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