Tumhari yaad mein jo peeli hum ne sharaab......... Poetry

tumhari yaad mein jo peeli hum ne sharaab,
tumhari yaad mein jo peeli hum ne sharaab,

dengue....

is desh ko dengue se zyada khtra finance minister se hai....

Netaaon ke liye aik sher...

Netaaon ke liye aik sher 
aish o ishrat zindagi nisf khaane mein guzar jaye 
yeh baja hai ki baqa paikhane mein guzar jaye


har pal, har ayyam, har subhe har shaam
apni daulat hai hi kahan, desh ki daulat lutane mein guzar jaye,

apple...fixed...

this photo shows superiority of android over apple......

funny... funny.....funny... funny.....funny... funny.....funny... funny.....funny... funny.....funny... funny.....funny... funny.....funny... funny.....funny... funny.....funny... funny.....funny... funny.....funny... funny.....funny... funny.....funny... funny.....funny... funny.....funny... funny.....funny... funny.....funny... funny.....funny... funny.....funny... funny.....funny... funny.....funny... funny..... 

mosquito....

there, a girl was drink tea but suddenly a mosquito got into her mouth....
but still the girl was unaware of this...

after a while.... the mosquito's father came and said something in her ears but the girl got unconscious....

can you expect what did he say......

he said"there is my baby in your stomach."

our dua...

yeh khuwahish hai meri ki tum zindagi mein bahaut aage badho.....

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Itne aage badho ke jis se bhi milo yo keh de.....


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chhutte nahi hai baba chalo aage badho....

The excuse....

Monday Night:
Wife: Aaj tum daaru peeke aaye ho! Kyun?
Husband: Arre aaj office main foreign clients ke saath meeting thi to peeni padi.

Tuesday Night:
Wife: Aaj tum fir daaru pee ke aaye ho ! Kyun?
Husband: Arre aaj mere ek friend ki engagement thi toh usne party di isliye.

Wednesday Night:
Wife: Aaj bhi tum peeke aaye ho...
Husband: Aaj ek friend ka breakup ho gaya... wo bahut udaas tha toh uska mood fresh karne ke liye...

Thursday Night:
Wife: Aaj fir se... Ab kiska breakup ho gaya?
Husband: Breakup nahi.... Aaj Office mai work load tha... bahut tension thi.... isliye.

Friday Night:
Wife: Aaj kyun?
Husband: Jis friend ki engagement thi na Tuesday ko, Aaj uski shaadi thi... toh khushi ke mauke pe toh peeni banti hai.

Saturday Night:
Wife: hmmm... Ab?
Husband: Aaj purane school friends mil gaye the toh wo disco le gaye aur zabardasti pila di... maine bahut mana bhi kiya par maane nahi...

Sunday Night:
Wife (gusse se): Ab Aaj kya ho gaya?
Husband: AADMI EK DIN BHI APNI MARZI SE NAHI PI SAKTA HAI KYA ???

Elephant lays egg

Can elephant lays egg?? Yes he can it was proved by a male elephant when he came to give his laid egg in india funny's headquater.....

Modi Smoking

Breaking News!! Modi the candidate of BJP was caught red hand smoking at the roadside for girls
when asked about he said i'm not having any girlfriend that's why i was trying.....

Indian obama

This obama is not is the president of his panchayat in his village the name of the village is America

Cross The Road

why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.Why did she go to the other side? To go to the bar.Why did she go to the bar? To go to the toilet.Why did she go to the toilet? Because that's where all the cocks hang out.

A Mad Man In The Front Of Glass

A Mad sees himself in a glass he says"oh!! he is the one who was having his hair cut in the saloon with me"

Browse online windows 7 (Indian online Windows)

Purely Indian windows!!!

Browse and test  windows online without installing on
 the computer.
You may be able to browse all the features of such as windows explorer, internet explorer and so on....

By visiting on television.freeoda.com


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American Fluffy Man

Once a fluffy man was going immediately he falls

down 

meanwhile there lightened, fluffy man said "oh god 

first you drawn me into the mud now you are 

capturing my photo"

Joke On Americans

What do you call someone who speaks three languages?
    "Multilingual".

What do you call someone who speaks two languages?
    "Bilingual".

What do you call someone who speaks one language?
    "An American".

The Joke

Want to listen a joke!!

Then listen, Modi will be our Prime Minister

Deadly Instructions

A programmer had been missing from work for over a week when finally someone noticed and called the cops.They went round to his flat and broke the door down. They found him dead in the still running shower with an empty bottle of shampoo next to his body.What had happened? Was foul play involved?The mystery was finally solved, when one of his fellow programmers read the instructions on the shampoo bottle:Wet hairApply shampooLatherRinseRepeat...

Indian In Spain

An Indian girl married a Spanish and went to Spain.

As he can't speak Spanish. Each time she wanted to buy chicken legs, she would lift her skirt & shows her thighs to enable the seller understand her.

This went on for sometime, one day she wanted to buy banana.

She took her husband to the shop... (don't laugh... you perverts...)

Because her husband can speak Spanish and could ask for banana in Spanish.

Repeat Performance

A young woman had given birth in the elevator of a New Delhi hospital, and was embarrassed about it.

One of the Doctors, in an effort to console her, said, "Don t feel bad. Why, only two years ago a lady delivered in the front yard of the hospital."

With that the new mother burst out crying.

"I know," she said. "That was me, too."

Indian teacher

Once, a teacher was teaching his students like this "children pronounce this naatoore means कुदरत (nature)". Suddenly the principal came and said what are you teaching this naatoore. Then the teacher reply sir please don't spoil my faatoore (future) by saying this in the front of these children.