dengue....

is desh ko dengue se zyada khtra finance minister se hai....

Netaaon ke liye aik sher...

Netaaon ke liye aik sher 
aish o ishrat zindagi nisf khaane mein guzar jaye 
yeh baja hai ki baqa paikhane mein guzar jaye


har pal, har ayyam, har subhe har shaam
apni daulat hai hi kahan, desh ki daulat lutane mein guzar jaye,

neta re santa...

aik baar aik neta ne santa ke bachche ko pair se girne se bacha liya... santa ne use mersedese gift ki...

aik din santa ka accident ho gaya aur neta ne se khoon diya...is baar us ne neta ko til waale laddo diye.....


neta gusse se" is baar mersedese kyun nahi di"

santa "ab meri ragon mein bhi neta ka khoon daur raha hai..."

hum math kyun nahi bolte.....

santa" yaar hum hindi bolte hain"

            "english bolte hai"
             "par math kyun nahi bolte"

banta

        "zyada 3-5 mat kar aur 9-2-11 ho ja varna 4-5 dhar doonga..
          36 ke 6 reh jaayenge.. "

samjhe!!

chemical equation.....

professor" chemical symbol of barium "

banta"BA"

professor" chemical symbol of sodium "

banta "NA"

professor"what will we get if we combine 1 atom of barium and 2 atom of sodium??"

banta" BANANA

santa to bhagwaan

santa" bhagwaan, if you give me 100 rupees , i will donate 50 rupees in temple.."

(after walking some distance he got 50 rupees note)

santa" shame on you bhagwaan, you don't trust me a little,
               you have already taken you share"

mazzaak......

santa apne bete se......

santa" beta is baar tumhe 90% marks lane hain"

beta"na is baar mein to 100% laaon ga "

santa"beta kyun mazaak kar rahe ho "

beta "shuru kis ne kiya tha"

santa the chicken..

santa singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought hundred chickens to begin with...

a month later santa sing returned to dealer for another hundred chicken because all of them had died...

a month later he was back at the dealer for another hundred for the second lat had also died....


santa"but i think i know where i'm going wrong"

" i think i'm planting them to deep"

Rajni kanth vs santa....

Santa: what is the half of 8??

Rajni: four...

Santa: depend karta hai.....


agr horizontally karo to 0 aur agar vertically karo to 3...



for the first time in history Rajnikanth loose.. 

Experiment with narendra modi.....

you will be shocked to know that an experiment of making male to female was tested on modi........and it got a success...........now we are going to have second lady prime minister..................this is the latest photo of her.........................Mrs. moti.......

AK funny...

Chaar bach gaye hain lekin party  abhi baaki hai.....
Chaar bach gaye hain lekin party  abhi baaki hai.....
Chaar bach gaye hain lekin party  abhi baaki hai.....
Chaar bach gaye hain lekin party  abhi baaki hai.....
Chaar bach gaye hain lekin party  abhi baaki hai.....

apple...fixed...

this photo shows superiority of android over apple......

funny... funny.....funny... funny.....funny... funny.....funny... funny.....funny... funny.....funny... funny.....funny... funny.....funny... funny.....funny... funny.....funny... funny.....funny... funny.....funny... funny.....funny... funny.....funny... funny.....funny... funny.....funny... funny.....funny... funny.....funny... funny.....funny... funny.....funny... funny.....funny... funny.....funny... funny..... 

Bride wanted...

Rahul gandhi has been looking for a bride...... help him to continue the dynasty........interested..... call rahul gandhi's number....98154879545 



Boi....
name.......rahul gandhi
caste.......... brahmin
religion.......islam
faith.........roman calothics
birth place.........india
nationality.....italian.